Church tells us that sex before marriage is a definite no no, that it's to be saved for the wedding night. Who holds onto such an archaic belief anymore? Oh yeah, I do. Evil things come to those who won’t wait. Unwed fornicators who give in to their animal lusts are destined to burn in hell forever. Umm, isn’t that a bit over the top? Burn in hell forever? Aren’t you turning back the clock a bit with that old-world religious tripe?