Women In Need Of Semen Are Suspicious Of Men Who “Just Want Sex”.
The cost of artificial insemination is prohibiting some women from getting pregnant. Many are at their wits and financial ends.
Childless women have been turning to social media for help. They’re seeking donors prepared to part with their semen for free. Fortunately, there are men willing to do that but it comes with a catch: Most want to perform natural insemination (NI) services for it and it’s got women highly suspicious. They fear men want to do it just for the sex — and they don’t want to be servicing men who are desperate to get laid.
Really?
Sheesh! Is it just me or have I missed something vital here? Suspicions? Desperate men? Isn’t she desperate too? Who cares what his motivations are? All that’s required of any donor is his semen. Let’s face it, this is still an artificial method of making a baby anyway. Nothing about it is natural or normal! Get it where you can girl!
SHE needs something from HIM and HE needs something from HER. It’s a simple supply and demand market. Make the damn trade and smile! It’s time to step it up and forego tradition. It’s just sex. A girl should be able to ride the stranger’s rigid rod and then giggle herself over to the maternity ward! That’s the perfect, happy story in this brave new world, right?
A decent guy with a hard-on and viable sperm is all that’s required. Easy. Free. Quick. Natural. No cold, sharp objects. Everything is warm and smooth. Why be suspicious? Ejaculation is his goal — it should be her goal too. Sure, it’s not a romantic vibe for making a child but nothing of this process was meant to be. It’s practical. Take the goddam sperm for goodness sakes! Sluttiness feels will fade away once the pregnancy test comes back positive.
Did you know that a turkey baster damages sperm cells? They crush easily. Did you also know that the journey of sperm through the female reproductive tract is designed to test sperm? A woman’s body sorts out the good and bad sperm before it gets to her egg. Of course, the biggest hurdle for all sperm is a woman’s brain. It stops most sperm from reaching any of her eggs none will get to an egg until she’s ready to send some its way.
During fertility treatments though, this part of the screening process is totally circumvented. Yes, there’s an attempt to re-establish natural sexual order by doing background checks on donors, but a high IQ, good teeth, and a pretty face aren’t equal to what a woman can sense from a man when she’s on a date with him, during courtship, or developed through intimate relations. (Men with high IQs, good teeth, and pretty faces can be assholes too y’know.)
In any city, there are thousands of men ready to inseminate a woman at any moment. Don’t cringe at the next bit — bucket loads of baby batter are out there, just ready for the taking. A woman doesn’t need social media to get it. She can stand in the street and drop her pants. It’ll come to her. She’s lucky to be in such a position of power. There are no excuses. Men aren’t the real issue.
(Yes, they are pigs. Deal with it. We’re not so picky about who comes to our front door either. You’re welcome.)
Sex
Such a tiny word — too complicated for some. A clucky female with depleted finances still needs sperm if she’s to move forward with plans to add to her family. If natural insemination is the choice of delivery, she should seriously consider it. All she has to do is give him a sexy smile and the rest will be self-sorting. It’ll probably take less time to receive his package than to complete a fertility consultation. Bitching about men’s motivations is pointless. In fact, it could be seen as a delaying tactic.
To make things clearer and easier for her, she should assume that men only want her for sex (and that’s a good thing). His motivations are entirely selfish. With that out of the way, she can get on with considering the far more important issues about her sperm donor and her child’s potential biological father: Like whether or not he’s a serial killer.
originally appearing on substack.com on June 12, 2022.